Ruin A Wish Foundation

[High Cheese]

Someone makes a wish, the the next person responds with "Granted, but..." and ruins the wish. For example: "I wish I had a Ferrari." "Granted, but it's pink with a Hello Kitty paint job."

Get it?

I'll start:

I wish I was playing golf.

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Granted: but you're playing with Gerald Ford.

 

[urmaniac46]

For example: "I wish I had a Ferrari." "Granted, but it's pink with a Hello Kitty paint job."

As ghastly as the idea may sound, I am afraid there are indeed some people who would gleefully accept the condition...

btw what is your wish, FM?

 

[High Cheese]

LOL...yeah FM, now you make a wish so we can RUIN it for ya!

 

[JoeV]

Knowing this demented lot, I'll keep my wishes to myself.

 

[Jim_S]

Knowing this demented lot, I'll keep my wishes to myself.

Exactly what I was thinking!

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Oh crap - I'm terrible at games! I always get the rules wrong - sorry, cheese.

I wish I was a 34DD.

 

[Adillo303]

Oh gee! why would anyone want to ruin that? Oh well.

Granted. The only bras in the store are 34AA

I wish I had a new Harley.

 

[JoeV]

Oh crap - I'm terrible at games! I always get the rules wrong - sorry, cheese.

I wish I was a 34DD.

Granted; but you have to be fitted by.......Cooter & Bubba

 

[Adillo303]

I like Joe's idea

 

[High Cheese]

JoeV...make a wish!

 

[QSis]

I wish I had a new Harley.

Granted, Andy, and here's your album. Hope you like bagpipe blues!

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...-davidson&as_st=y&ndsp=20&hl=en&sa=N&start=20

I wish I could retire.

Lee

 

[JoeV]

JoeV...make a wish!

NOT! I believe in Murphy's law, and I know it would go badly for me. it's bad enough my buns are being dragged thru the streets by certain people. I'm glad DW is not on NCT to see this.

 

[High Cheese]

I wish I could retire.

Lee

Granted, but Social Security just ran out of dough.

I wish I could fly.

 

[QSis]

...but Social Security just ran out of dough.

Bummer. Probably just what'll happen, too.

Lee

 

[buzzard767]

Granted, but Social Security just ran out of dough.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, kites are on sale at toys R us.

I wish there was some vodka in the house!

 

[bowlingshirt]

Granted, kites are on sale at toys R us.

I wish there was some vodka in the house!

Granted...it's Smirnoff.

I wish I could see Fisher's Mom's 34DD's

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Granted - but they're down near my waist!

I wish I could go on vacation today.

 

[buzzard767]

Granted - but they're down near my waist!

I wish I could go on vacation today.

Granted, providing the entire NCT membership joins you at your beach house.

I wish the vodka was in a glass sitting on the table next to me.

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Granted - but you can't have anything by mouth because of your colonoscopy in the morning.

I wish someone would clean my house for me today.

 

[buzzard767]

Granted - but you can't have anything by mouth because of your colonoscopy in the morning.

I wish someone would clean my house for me today.

Granted. I know a doctor who has a camera mounted so as to look into dark corners for dirt and stuff.

I wish the wine I'm drinking was heavier tasting.

 

[Keltin]

Granted. I know a doctor who has a camera mounted so as to look into dark corners for dirt and stuff.

I wish the wine I'm drinking was heavier tasting.

Granted - It's now contaminated with 21% lead.

I wish I had a 65" Plasma TV.

 

[Biskit]

Oh crap - I'm terrible at games! I always get the rules wrong - sorry, cheese.

I wish I was a 34DD.

Granted, but you will wear a bra for a 26 BB

 

[buzzard767]

Granted - It's now contaminated with 21% lead.

I wish I had a 65" Plasma TV.

Granted, but bloody TV's are highly overrated.

I wish I had any sleep at all last night.

 

[homecook]

Granted!!!!

I wish I could get some...............

 

[buzzard767]

Granted!!!!

I wish I could get some...............

Granted. Sometimes.... Budweiser helps.

I wish for world peace without politicians.

 

[Keltin]

Granted!!!!

I wish I could get some...............

Granted.....you just got some poop, and a lot of it. Enough to do your whole yard. Need a shovel?

I wish I some fried crab claws.

 

[Keltin]

Granted. Sometimes.... Budweiser helps.

I wish for world peace without politicians.

Granted.....everyone in the world is now deaf.

I still wish for some fried crab claws!

 

[homecook]

Granted! But they'll hurt when you pull them off.

I wish the next couple days would go away!!

 

[Keltin]

Granted! But they'll hurt when you pull them off.

I wish the next couple days would go away!!

Granted.......but you wake up in jail wearing prison orange and can't remember a thing.

I wish my neighbors would disappear.