As soon as the mailman drops off the aprons, Doc....take yourself and the apron into the kitchen. Open the cupboard, remove ingredients for whatever you are having for lunch. Proceed to make lunch. Set the table with your beautiful lunch or unfortuante lunch, as long as it's your handmade lunch. (or snack, egg, chips & dip, beef jerkey stick) Then, sign the apron with a marker. Don the apron. Get someone to take your picture wearing the apron. Offer some lunch to the mailman if you have to... Eat your lunch. Tell HighCheese that you are ready to send the "insert name of the game' apron to him and would he be so kind as to supply you with a mailing address. When he does, and only if you've brushed your teeth, hie yourself to the nearest postal facility, procure an appropriate envelope, barter for postage, and send it to High Cheese.
In the meantime, post your picture and tell everyone that High Cheese is on the alert and prepared to receive.....