> >
> > 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good
> > memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
> >
> > 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
> > factory.
> >
> > 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
> >
> > 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
> >
> > 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
> > 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
> >
> > 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing
> > on earth.
> >
> > 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try
> > Weekly, and Try Weakly.
> >
> > 8. Virginity can be cured.
> >
> > 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
> >
> > 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
> > partner, you'd better have a good hand.
> >
> > 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too
> > small. (You may be too young to understand this one)
> >
> > 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
> >
> > 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
> > A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
> >
> > 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was
> > happy with the Hole and she was happy with the thing...
> >
> > 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
> > A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
> >
> > 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
> > A: Breasts don't have eyes.
> >
> > 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many
> > men still sleep with their wives
