Little Bruce and Jenny
are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
love. One day they decide
that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
Jenny's father to ask him
for her hand.
Bruce
bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me
and Jenny are in love and
I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."
Thinking that
this was just
the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Bruce, you are only 10.. Where
will you two
live?"
Without even
taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,
"In Jenny's room. It's
bigger than mine and we can both fit there
nicely."
Still thinking
this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge
grin, "Okay then how
will you live? You're not old enough to get a
job. You'll need to support
Jenny."
Again, Bruce
inst aptly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes
five bucks a week and I
make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a
month and that should do us
just fine.."
Mr. Smith is
impressed Bruce has put so much thought into
this.'Well Bruce, it seems
like you have everything figured out. I just have one
more question. What
will you do if the two of you should have little ones
of your
own?"
Bruce just
shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've
been lucky so
far."
Mr. Smith no
longer thinks the little S.O.B. is
adorable.
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are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
love. One day they decide
that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
Jenny's father to ask him
for her hand.
Bruce
bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me
and Jenny are in love and
I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."
Thinking that
this was just
the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Bruce, you are only 10.. Where
will you two
live?"
Without even
taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,
"In Jenny's room. It's
bigger than mine and we can both fit there
nicely."
Still thinking
this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge
grin, "Okay then how
will you live? You're not old enough to get a
job. You'll need to support
Jenny."
Again, Bruce
inst aptly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes
five bucks a week and I
make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a
month and that should do us
just fine.."
Mr. Smith is
impressed Bruce has put so much thought into
this.'Well Bruce, it seems
like you have everything figured out. I just have one
more question. What
will you do if the two of you should have little ones
of your
own?"
Bruce just
shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've
been lucky so
far."
Mr. Smith no
longer thinks the little S.O.B. is
adorable.
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