Ruin A Wish Foundation

Keltin

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Granted......but shirtless and sweaty Bubba and Billy brought the keg in and won't leave.

I wish I had a million dollars.
 

Keltin

New member
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Granted, but you are arrested for possession (chump charge) and secluded to solitary confinement for 160 days.

I still wish for a million dollars.
 

Mama

Queen of Cornbread
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Granted but the IRS says you owe $2 million in back taxes.

I wish I had a beach house.
 

lilbopeep

🌹🐰 Still trying to get it right.
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Granted, but you are arrested for possession (chump charge) and secluded to solitary confinement for 160 days.

I still wish for a million dollars.
granted but it's monopoly money

i wish i could open my own resturant
 

Keltin

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Granted but the IRS says you owe $2 million in back taxes.

I wish I had a beach house.

Duhh.....fuu****......damn!

Ok, Granted, but the roof leaks, the tides out, a bay roll of dead fish has created a horrible smell, and your pedophile neighbors are over in force and refuse to leave until you cook for them.

I wish I could read minds!
 

buzzard767

golfaknifeaholic
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Duhh.....fuu****......damn!

Ok, Granted, but the roof leaks, the tides out, a bay roll of dead fish has created a horrible smell, and your pedophile neighbors are over in force and refuse to leave until you cook for them.

I wish I could read minds!

Granted, but for the most part you'll hate what you see.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener..... Easy - that's a song.....
 

buzzard767

golfaknifeaholic
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Granted...but it's 1875

I wish I was on a cruise

Granted. Today I spoke with a sub contractor doing some work on my house who took fourteen days to get here from Cuba.

I wish I had an Obsession party boat with an off shore racing hull.
 

lilbopeep

🌹🐰 Still trying to get it right.
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Granted...but it's 1875

I wish I was on a cruise
ooooooooooo goodie!! i have the cleavage for 1875 dresses!!

granted but you get lost in the devils triangle

i wish all my problems were solved
 

lilbopeep

🌹🐰 Still trying to get it right.
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Ya gotta read all the posts, Peepsie. Okay, wish granted. You are a Human Under Hubris. lol

I wish I get a solid eight tonight.

door left open on purpose....
granted but it's the hard way (i am talking craps LOL)

i wish i could own my own resturant
 
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