granted but it is hot as a desert!Granted..... but now they're your inlaws.
I wish I had another Budweiser>>>
did you skip me?Granted......but shirtless and sweaty Bubba and Billy brought the keg in and won't leave.
I wish I had a million dollars.
did you skip me?
granted but it's monopoly moneyGranted, but you are arrested for possession (chump charge) and secluded to solitary confinement for 160 days.
I still wish for a million dollars.
Granted but the IRS says you owe $2 million in back taxes.
I wish I had a beach house.
granted but it's monopoly money
i wish i could open my own resturant
granted but it's a gold mine!!Granted.....everyone wants grilled cheese and chitlins and they bitch about anything else.
I wish I owned a salt mine.
granted but it is on an island inhabited by hungry canabalsGranted, but you can only read yours.
I wish I was on a beautiful beach right now.
Duhh.....fuu****......damn!
Ok, Granted, but the roof leaks, the tides out, a bay roll of dead fish has created a horrible smell, and your pedophile neighbors are over in force and refuse to leave until you cook for them.
I wish I could read minds!
Granted, but everyone will eat you
I wish it was daylight
granted but it is on an island inhabited by hungry canabals
i wish i could be 21 again
Granted...but it's 1875
I wish I was on a cruise
ooooooooooo goodie!! i have the cleavage for 1875 dresses!!Granted...but it's 1875
I wish I was on a cruise
granted but it is a billboard signGranted, but you have to go by raft
I wish i had a stiff drink
granted but it is a billboard sign
i wish i could be somewone else
Granted, but then you have more to deal with
I wish i had a stiff drink
HUH?Wanna swap?
I'm pouring.
HUH?
granted but it's the hard way (i am talking craps LOL)Ya gotta read all the posts, Peepsie. Okay, wish granted. You are a Human Under Hubris. lol
I wish I get a solid eight tonight.
door left open on purpose....