The Pissed Off Thread

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Lefty

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Well I had 3 son's and a daughter but in those days only hard line telephones where available. I had a set rule in my house no phone calls made or received after 9 PM. Well I got woke up at 11:30 one evening by some 12 year old girl wanting to speak to my son. I was polite and told her he as in bed asleep and to call back before 9 PM the following day and hung up. The phone woke me up again about 1 AM and when I answered I go the blast of an air horn in my ear, end of phone for the next 14 years. I tore the phone off the wall and the lines out of the house at before I went to back to bed. Needless to say to this day I see someone with one of those hand held air horns I want to give them a free full contact karate lesson.

Wow, I would have hunted them down!!!
 

Calicolady

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Well I had 3 son's and a daughter but in those days only hard line telephones where available. I had a set rule in my house no phone calls made or received after 9 PM. Well I got woke up at 11:30 one evening by some 12 year old girl wanting to speak to my son. I was polite and told her he as in bed asleep and to call back before 9 PM the following day and hung up. The phone woke me up again about 1 AM and when I answered I go the blast of an air horn in my ear, end of phone for the next 14 years. I tore the phone off the wall and the lines out of the house at before I went to back to bed. Needless to say to this day I see someone with one of those hand held air horns I want to give them a free full contact karate lesson.

I am so cracking up here!
I love your style. That would be me to a T!
I did the opposite one time though.
In '90, I bought a Ford f250. With lift kit and snowplow, and big tires, it looked awesome.
Well living in Jersey at the time, with all the congestion, and absentminded drivers using cellphones, limo drivers coming out of "the city" and not knowing where the hell they were going, and buses & SUVs you can't see thru, that truck was a deathtrap. Not ever having a vehicle with front wheel drive, I didn't know how that functioned. Boy, in any vehicle without weight in the back, that was the worst idea in engineering history!

So, often having to jam on the breaks for moronic drivers, I'd press on the horn to no avail. They were all
in la la land.
But I got em good.
I had a friend install a dual horn airhorn wired to a button/switch to the left of the
stearing wheel. L O L!!!
I know know I could have cause a couple old ladies coronaries, but boy was it fun to press
that button and resurrect a # of braindead souls!

Little did I know how much worse drivers are here.
(Sure wish I had that truck again!)
 

joec

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Thoughts of retroactive birth control still cross my mind from time to time, even now that they are grown with kids of their own.
 

Deadly Sushi

Formerly The Giant Mojito
I have to say I dont disagree with ANYONES rant here! Every single one is a damn good one! And that plate of food Sattie provided... I could have eattin that in probably 2 bites and it probably cost $15 + dollars. One reason why I love sushi sooooooo much is its gourmet and its (90% of the time) reasonably priced AND good for you (minus blowfish :rolleyes: )

Soooo.... rep points for everyone!!! :beer::biggrin:
 

Maverick2272

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Figures I arrive too late for the Karma, LOL!

My pet peeve, and it really really ticks me off, are those nut case drivers out on the road. Just the other day a woman in a minivan turned as I was coming down the road, I was so close when she did it I had to swerve into the other lane to avoid her... and guess what she did? Moved right over into the lane I had moved into! So I end up half way on the medium. When I look over at her, she is on the phone looking at something to her left.... she never even looked at traffic and no idea I was there.... until I let her have it with my horn.
Then I decided to have some fun with her, so I followed her around for awhile, and every time she looking in her mirror at me I gave her an evil look. She finally pulled into a parking space in front of a salon, so I stopped, gave her the 'I'm watching you' gesture, and drove off.
Even worse are the guys who think they are on a race track not a road. Or the ones that are in the left lane and speed up to get ahead of you just so they can turn into your lane, then slam on the brakes to make a right turn! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
 

chowhound

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Drivers?
Don't forget about the ass that you're waiting for so you can pull out onto a different road, only to find they are gradually slowing down to make a turn onto your road. No signal of course. I always make sure to "signal" them, though.
 

Calicolady

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Mav. No one, NO ONE, from up north uses signals when they come down here for "SEASON". Add that to all the native morons.
They are too encumbered with cell in one hand, wheel in the other.
One time when I was with the dad, we happened to go the same place the screwy (not-ing) driver in front of us wound up. We got to the entrance to the place the same time as him and dad says, "excuse me, I see you're from (I won't say as to not offend any of my buds here). Nice car. Hey, since I haven't been up north since '85, you
mind if I ask you a question?"
The guy looked alittle impatient, but said, "no".
Dad says, "well I was wondering, do they now charge extra up there for directional signals and such?"
Again the guy says, "no.", more impatient.
Then dad says, "well then use your Fxxkin' signal."
The guy walked away in a huff. Tuff shit.
Now you gotta understand, I am not my father's daughter.
He's quiet, unassuming, never gets excited. I NEVER hear him curse. He was really angry and I didn't know it.
But LOL! he's one COOL DUDE!

Then last week I get an older woman behind me driving to beat the band. When I first see her she's at least a 1/2 mile behind me. Next thing OMG, where'd
her car go? All I see is glass and her eyeballs and feel something funny on my bottom! NO JOKE! She's riding my tail like I was a wheelbarrow. I'm doing almost 40 in a 30 mph zone. It's residental.
We get to the light where the road opens to 3 lanes each way. I go to make a right and stay on the right to go to the local supermarket and she stays behind me doing the same damned thing. What the what? Did she have the Fu*king Publisher's Clearing House Giveaway to give me or what?
So I do my parking and note where she went. I go in and do my little shopping, then I start hunting for my prey. LOL! I find her at the crowded deli counter.
Perfect!!! MAKE MY DAY!!!
I says loudly,(lol)"Who the hell gave you your driver's license? What the hell did you think I was doing waving to you to back off and tapping my brake lights? Drying my fingernails" On & on I went about 40 in a 30 mph residential blah, blah, blah.
Then I said, "When I can't see you headlights for a whole 2 miles in my rearview mirror, you're driving too
fu*cking close. BACK OFF."
Everyone who was pre-occupied with anything was listening.
Ya know what the weasel said? I'm asking, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?"
"Oh, I didn't realize." THAT"S IT!!!
Oh, if I had a bat. OMG!
(Now I'm all pissed again) L O L !!!
 
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Maverick2272

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LOL, what a coincidence!! When ever I seem some one not using their turn signal, I will turn to the wife and say, "turn signals must have been an option on that particular model, and they opted not to get them."
 

joec

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Something I will never miss about south Florida is the little old people driving those huge old cars that can's see over the dash at 5 mph on the express ways. Take a ride through West Palm Beach or points south to see what I mean.
 

PanchoHambre

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Something I will never miss about south Florida is the little old people driving those huge old cars that can's see over the dash at 5 mph on the express ways. Take a ride through West Palm Beach or points south to see what I mean.

My grandmother is in her early 90's and occasionally takes the ol' Crown Vic out for a spin through WPB... scary
 

Maverick2272

Stewed Monkey
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Well, next time you are behind a little ol lady in a big ol car, pull her over and ask her if her grandson in Pancho!! LOL.
 

VeraBlue

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I don't care for people who are visiting the folks across the street and park in front of my house. Why not park in front of the house you are visiting? This way if someone comes to visit me, they don't have to park down the street...

If you have to shovel snow along your sidewalk, please don't stop at the neighbour's line...leaving tiny little mountains like speed bumps along the way..go ahead and shovel on through:wink:

Cell phone users who distract their phone conversation by driving a car.

Gas and delivery surcharges. C'mon people, gas is down as low as it's ever been...how about pulling back those ridiculous surcharges?

Paying to check your suitcase. You know what...I'll do without your meager doling of petrified granola bars and tepid coffee if you'll agree to check my damn bag for free.

Boogie boarders who boogie board in a swim only surf...Oh yea, johnny dimwit has real control over that thing when there's a huge wave beind him. I love having your nuisance of a child constantly slamming eco unfriendly chunks of styrofoam into my back.

'do you want paper or plastic or both?'...geezelouise, people, get with the program and get yourselves some canvas reusable bags already. I live for the day when supermarkets start charging 5 cents for each bag of theirs you use. I apprecaite the nickle I save by bringing my own bags. Keep it till it totals a standing rib roast, and then let me walk out with that while whistles and bells toot and toll. Maybe then people will get the picture. And no, I don't buy how you reuse all the plastic bags for this that or the other thing...With the exception of picking up the poop, there is nothing you need a plastic bag for that a reusable bag cannot handle. As for the poop.....

When are they going to invent some powder that you can sprinkle on your pup's poop that will make it disintegrate?? Yea, we can clone sheep and cows that the majority of society would be scared to death to eat...but we cannot make dog poop disappear.

And for the smokers out there The earth is not your ashtray! Quit tossing your coals out your car windows and all over the sidewalks. It's the epitome of 'I don't give a shit how I effect the environment' attitude and it sucks.
 

BamsBBQ

Ni pedo
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"Opinions are like azzholes..." no big deal.

"Locked thread"

You know which one really ticked me off, and there was ABSOLUTELY no call for it, the BBQ vs. Grilling thread. There was a decent discussion going on about who calls what what in different cultures. Then a mod comes in and locks it because they didn't agree with what was being written. So pathetic.

grill whats that?..lmao

i can count on one hand how many times i used my grill as a grill in the last 6 months..lol
 

Maverick2272

Stewed Monkey
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I don't care for people who are visiting the folks across the street and park in front of my house. Why not park in front of the house you are visiting? This way if someone comes to visit me, they don't have to park down the street...

That drives me nuts as well, especially when they cross the street and walk six houses down... where there's no cars parked!!

If you have to shovel snow along your sidewalk, please don't stop at the neighbour's line...leaving tiny little mountains like speed bumps along the way..go ahead and shovel on through:wink:

Our next door neighbor is like that, stops right at the property line, I have even caught him eyeing where he stopped to make sure he didn't go over even by an inch!



And for the smokers out there The earth is not your ashtray! Quit tossing your coals out your car windows and all over the sidewalks. It's the epitome of 'I don't give a shit how I effect the environment' attitude and it sucks.

I SWEAR that aint me!!! Of course I have quit now so it definitely isn't me!! But I always figured that is what ashtrays are for!
 

PanchoHambre

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When are they going to invent some powder that you can sprinkle on your pup's poop that will make it disintegrate?? Yea, we can clone sheep and cows that the majority of society would be scared to death to eat...but we cannot make dog poop disappear.


that's a genius idea Vera... make someone a mint that will...like white out

some awesome info-mercial potential too for poop-be-gone
 

joec

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Pancho:
Yes I think I know her.

Vera:
Oh and I'm with Buddy on this though I smoke and will till it kills me or something else does. I don't smoke in the car, house or anyone building. I have ash trays on my porch that get dumped after each butt goes completely out. I hate picking up cigarette butts on our property daily but it is all out doors.
 

PieSusan

Tortes Are Us
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I can't stand politicians who think they are economists, when in fact they are nothing more than thieving Socialist bastards. i'm talking specifically about the Messiah's Pork-U-Lus package that our kids and grandkids will be burdened with for the next 50 years just so these Pinkos can entrench themselves in bigger and more intrusive government. Even more insane are the people who think this a good thing, and will be led over the edge of the cliff like so many sheep being led to the slaughter.

Wake up America, and get your head out of your ass.

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Ahhhhh...now I feel better with that off my chest.

Gee, JoeV, tell us really how you feel!:ohmy::whistling::yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:
 

PieSusan

Tortes Are Us
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My Internet List of Pet Peeves:

1. I don't like flaming and flame wars
2. I don't like sock puppets (see wikipedia for definition)
3. I don't like shenanigans (see wikipedia for definition)
4. I don't like people who claim to be for freedom of speech until you disagree with them.
5. I don't like name calling, can't you disagree without resorting to being disrespectful.
6. I don't like Big Brother or 1984 tactics when threads disappear or parts of threads disappear unless it is the author themselves who chooses to delete their post.
7. I don't like to be treated like I have half a brain because I have two boobs.
8. I don't like to be put in a box because of my religion, gender, or nationality.
9. I don't like to be expected to always be consistent. I am a human being and I am not always consistent. I make mistakes--we all do. I at least try to admit when I am wrong and say I am sorry.
10. I don't like cliques with cutsie names. I am not in high school nor do I wish to relive that experience.
11. If you have a family heirloom recipe and don't want to share it, fine but don't post it and leave something out so that the recipe doesn't work.
12. I don't like to be treated like a child. I absolutely hate it when people have to have the last word and won't let an argument go. (although I have been known to be guilty of that one from time to time but I am really trying not to be like that)
13. I hate when people seek phony sympathy and lie online or search for an excuse to be able to continue their own bad behavior.
14. I hate internet stalkers who won't seem to take no for an answer.
 

sattie

Resident Rocker Lady
My Internet List of Pet Peeves:

1. I don't like flaming and flame wars
2. I don't like sock puppets (see wikipedia for definition)
3. I don't like shenanigans (see wikipedia for definition)
4. I don't like people who claim to be for freedom of speech until you disagree with them.
5. I don't like name calling, can't you disagree without resorting to being disrespectful.
6. I don't like Big Brother or 1984 tactics when threads disappear or parts of threads disappear unless it is the author themselves who chooses to delete their post.
7. I don't like to be treated like I have half a brain because I have two boobs.
8. I don't like to be put in a box because of my religion, gender, or nationality.
9. I don't like to be expected to always be consistent. I am a human being and I am not always consistent. I make mistakes--we all do. I at least try to admit when I am wrong and say I am sorry.
10. I don't like cliques with cutsie names. I am not in high school nor do I wish to relive that experience.
11. If you have a family heirloom recipe and don't want to share it, fine but don't post it and leave something out so that the recipe doesn't work.
12. I don't like to be treated like a child. I absolutely hate it when people have to have the last word and won't let an argument go. (although I have been known to be guilty of that one from time to time but I am really trying not to be like that)
13. I hate when people seek phony sympathy and lie online or search for an excuse to be able to continue their own bad behavior.
14. I hate internet stalkers who won't seem to take no for an answer.


Very well said Susan... I would give you karma, but I'm all out!
 

sattie

Resident Rocker Lady
I don't care for people who are visiting the folks across the street and park in front of my house. Why not park in front of the house you are visiting? This way if someone comes to visit me, they don't have to park down the street...

If you have to shovel snow along your sidewalk, please don't stop at the neighbour's line...leaving tiny little mountains like speed bumps along the way..go ahead and shovel on through:wink:

Cell phone users who distract their phone conversation by driving a car.

Gas and delivery surcharges. C'mon people, gas is down as low as it's ever been...how about pulling back those ridiculous surcharges?

Paying to check your suitcase. You know what...I'll do without your meager doling of petrified granola bars and tepid coffee if you'll agree to check my damn bag for free.

Boogie boarders who boogie board in a swim only surf...Oh yea, johnny dimwit has real control over that thing when there's a huge wave beind him. I love having your nuisance of a child constantly slamming eco unfriendly chunks of styrofoam into my back.

'do you want paper or plastic or both?'...geezelouise, people, get with the program and get yourselves some canvas reusable bags already. I live for the day when supermarkets start charging 5 cents for each bag of theirs you use. I apprecaite the nickle I save by bringing my own bags. Keep it till it totals a standing rib roast, and then let me walk out with that while whistles and bells toot and toll. Maybe then people will get the picture. And no, I don't buy how you reuse all the plastic bags for this that or the other thing...With the exception of picking up the poop, there is nothing you need a plastic bag for that a reusable bag cannot handle. As for the poop.....

When are they going to invent some powder that you can sprinkle on your pup's poop that will make it disintegrate?? Yea, we can clone sheep and cows that the majority of society would be scared to death to eat...but we cannot make dog poop disappear.

And for the smokers out there The earth is not your ashtray! Quit tossing your coals out your car windows and all over the sidewalks. It's the epitome of 'I don't give a shit how I effect the environment' attitude and it sucks.


YAY Vera!!! Amen to the canvas bags! That is all I use... and for everything

Amen about the smoking and tossing your butts all over the dang place!

As for the dog poop... I believe there is a way to deal with it, but it still requires you to pick it up.
 
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