The wisdom of an older man.

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.'

now isnt that the truth.lmao

That is really good, my DW does the same, more often if I'm snacking.