The Redneck & Russian

Lefty

Yank
A Russian and a redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold
medal.Before the final match, the redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and
said, "now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's
never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do,
do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished."

The redneck nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, the redneck and the Russian circled each other
several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing the redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried
his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the
inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer
raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His
back hit the mat with a thud and the redneck collapsed on top of him making
the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked,
"how did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered "well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that
hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles
right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of
strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as
I could."

The trainer exclaimed, "So that's what finished him off!"

"Not really. But you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts!"
 
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