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> A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
> file her taxes.
>
> The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
> questions."
>
> He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then
> asks,"What's your occupation?"
>
> "I'm a prostitute," she says.
>
> The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase
> that."
>
> The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
>
> "No, that still won't work. Try again."
>
> They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
> farmer."
>
> The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
> prostitute?"
>
> "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
>
> "Chicken Farmer it is."
 
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