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Old 08-30-2018, 10:55 AM
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Default .... at a Chicago bar...

A 71 year-old man is sitting in a Chicago bar... a beautiful, voluptuous young lady comes in and takes a seat at the bar near hime. She is so beautiful, the old man can't help but stare.
The young lady notices him and moves toward him.
Before the old man has a chance to apologize, the Girl leans over, gazes into his eyes and says;
"I will do anything you want. Anything, no matter how weird or kinky, anything you desire"
The old man was taken aback.
The girl continued, "Nothing you can think of is fine with me. I have two rules only; I require $100, and whatever you want, you have to tell me in only three words."
The old man pondered this for a moment, took out his wallet and produced ten crisp $10 bills, handed them to the girl and said...................
."Paint my house".
"I have lived with several Zen Masters, all of them cats."
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