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WOW!! Only in Kingston, NH !!...You will not believe what happened today... I went to mobile to get gas. As I was driving in, I noticed this Cop watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas... I saw her and thought, "Is this lady stupid or crazy?!! With the Cop right there too?!"
But anyway, I went inside and paid for my gas. When I started getting in my car I heard someone screaming... I looked out of the car window and saw the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy! I hurried over to assist the Cop who had put her on the ground and was putting the fire out with his iced coffee!!
He then put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car... I was thinking "what kind of person smokes near a gas pump?!" But being the inquisitive person that I am, I asked the Cop what he was charging her with... He looked me square in the eyes and said... "WAVING A FIRE-ARM!"
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