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Old 08-24-2017, 12:48 AM
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Default A guy walks into a bar....

A guy walks into a bar and noticed three pieces of meat hanging off the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they are there, the bartender replies “If you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of the night, however if you miss you have to pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. "Wanna try it?” The guy says, “Nah the steaks are to high.”
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LOL and groan at the same time!

I'll tell that one to my father tonight. He remembers every joke he's ever heard and from whom he heard it. Complains that no one tells jokes anymore.

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