Deadly Sushi
Formerly The Giant Mojito
On my ears
The game is up. its all down hill from here.
The game is up. its all down hill from here.
ROFLMAO This is a sign of aging. The hair grows faster and longer from your nose and ears, then it does from the top of your head. Get used to "manscaping" places you never knew you needed to scape at all. Hey, my sister got the mustache I always wanted. I'm so pissed...On my ears
ROFLMAO This is a sign of aging. The hair grows faster and longer from your nose and ears, then it does from the top of your head. Get used to "manscaping" places you never knew you needed to scape at all. Hey, my sister got the mustache I always wanted. I'm so pissed...
rotflolROFLMAO This is a sign of aging. The hair grows faster and longer from your nose and ears, then it does from the top of your head. Get used to "manscaping" places you never knew you needed to scape at all. Hey, my sister got the mustache I always wanted. I'm so pissed...
I gave up worrying about the ear hairs and the nostril hairs a number of years ago. Not that I like them by any means, I just figure that goes with the territory - just one more indicatation that I have officially reached "Old Farthood!!" Somehow it fits with the aches, pains, expanding waistline, balding head, etc. BUT - we are still on this side of the grass, so it's all good!
Fred
On my ears
The game is up. its all down hill from here.
You can get away with a lot when people write you off as an "old fart." I go on a canoe trip every October with a group of 15 guys called the "OF Patrol." Youngsters don't want to go with us because we're old guys. Truth be told, we canoe 40 miles in 48 hours, and eat gourmet meals on campfires while sipping vintage wines and fine Scotch. Our philosophy is "Eating poorly on a camping trip is a personal choice." We've had bacon wrapped fillet mignon over an open fire, with baked brie appys and homemade flatbread made streamside. Chicken Paprikash with homemade spaetzle, and have also had multiple fish fries with seasoned french fries. Something about deep frying over an open fire. You jsut can't replicate that flavor indoors. Getting old does have its benefits. let teh hair grow and people will keep their distance. nobody wnats to be close to a guy with all that stuff growing out of those orifices.
So.... you want another member?
What does it take to join the Old Farts? I've been working on a salty/crusty attitude for years, figuring I ought to "ripen" into a great OF.
Wait, I think that's the Old Hobbits Club.Hairy big toes. LOL!
I've got it growing on AND in my ears - I think I've got you beat!!!On my ears
The game is up. its all down hill from here.
You don't join the Old Farts...you become!What does it take to join the Old Farts?