A Woman's Poem

BamsBBQ

Ni pedo
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He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.


I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,


I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.


I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

~!~










Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do
 

joec

New member
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This one had me laughing so hard I almost chocked on my beer.
 

Fisher's Mom

Mother Superior
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This was so touching - it brought a tear to my hubby's eye...........(right after I smacked the shit out of him just like mama used to.)
 

MexicoKaren

Joyfully Retired
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Excellent. I love it. I do NOT want to hear ONE MORE TIME about Jerry's mother's light and fluffy biscuits......
 
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