He-Man Woman-Haters Quesidillas

BamsBBQ

Ni pedo
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So she looks at you and rightly reminds you, "What do I look like, the help? Make your own frickin' snacks for those slob buddies of yours..."

2 Corn tortillas
1/4 cup finely diced chicken breast
1/4 cup medium salsa (of course from a jar- the game starts in an hour!)
1/4 cup spinach dip
1/4 cup shredded jack cheese
Olive oil

-Coat four sides of the tortillas lightly w olive oil.
-Chuck everything else into a bowl and mix it up .
- If you gave George Foreman $19.99 for a quesidilla maker, break it out.
- Otherwise use a heavy skillet whose bottom is bigger than your tortilla.
-Put the tortilla in the bottom of the skillet and spread the mixture on.
-Sandwich the chicken mixture by placing the second tortilla on top.
-If George didn't get your cash, use a pot filled with water as a weight on top of the tortillas.
-Cook on medium heat about five minutes.
-Don't forget to wash the damn dishes, you slob.
 

Maverick2272

Stewed Monkey
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In that case, love the wit, I did something similar in my three ingredient peanut butter cookie recipe, joking that if you didn't know how to mix three ingredients... well not much we could do to help you out there, LOL.
I sometimes love doing that sort of thing on recipes, making the directions fun. Even DW got a big kick out of this one!
 
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