[Joke] The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married
for 20+
years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze
our
men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a
mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me
and said, ' You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
the
leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I
opened
the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,



































"What's for dinner, Batman?"

When I read this joke a few months ago I almost pee'd in my pants. It was so funny.

Gee, I thought I posted a coment here just few minutes ago. Tell me I Did something wrong.

Anyway, this is so true, and that is why it is so funny.

Funny!!

And yea, you it does ring kinda true.. being sarcastic myself... I could see me saying that!

Mav - I thought you do the cooking.

AC

I do! But it would still make a great joke, and I just can't pass up the opportunity.

Maybe instead of asking what's for cooking I could say "Oh, I see you've been up in the attic again..."

Lefty, that's funny - as much truth as fiction in there.

I do the cooking in our house.

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Stilettos hurt my feet.

I also cook, but I do not serve, or worm up, or serve. So I might be cooking, but then it would never make it to the table if it was up to me.