Speaking of traffic tickets, I think I dodged one this morning. I was going a few mph over 65 in a 55 as most people on my route do, when my LIDAR detector went berserk. I jammed my brakes and as I continued, I saw a sheriff perched in the median behind a snow bank, the sneaky bastard.
I was behind one car, but there were no other cars close either in front or in back of our lane, and as I passed the sheriff I could see him dropping his gun and getting ready to go. By the time he was ready to pursue there was a loooong line of cars that he had to wait for. The car in front and I both moved to the right lane to await our fate, and after a while I could see sheriff really moving in the left lane with lights on. To my surprise he got within about 5 cars of me merged right, and pulled someone else over... Whew!
Of course I'm not 100% certain if I was the guy he was after, those LIDARs have a long range, and I was going more than 10 over, but I'm just going to chalk it up to good road Karma anyway! That and driving a nondescript silver sedan!