Mideveil Pick Up Lines

Lefty

Yank
"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a
lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"

"Been there, slain that."

"What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?"

"They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know."

"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs
weren't the only thing they stretched."

"Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would
look great on my sleeping chambers floor."

Wench: "What's that sound?"
Knight: "That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding."

"Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!"

"Your hovel or mine?"

"Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?"

"Dost thou practice safe hex?"

"Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters,
but the magic within."

"I have the key to your chastity belt and you have
the key to my heart."

"You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would
have been ravaged and plundered by now."

"I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"

"Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I
make your clothes disappear?"

"You won't believe this but St. George just appeared
to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you
...the fate of England depends is on it!!"

"I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell
me, do you have sex with frogs?"

"My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress!
Allow me to help you out of it."

"I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in
the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you?"

"You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very
much like Repunnzel.
Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to
let down."

"I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady."

"C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother ever tell you?
A cleric a day keeps the black plague away."

"I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?"

"Drop thy shield my lord, the seamen are coming."

"Once a King, always a King. Once a knight is enough."

"Chilvary is not dead, but a quick BJ might waken it."

"A King's home is his castle, wanna come to mine?"

"Lower thy draw bridge my fair Maiden, my Charger doth approach."

"Might my lady bequeath her favour upon my lance?"
 

Fisher's Mom

Mother Superior
Super Site Supporter
:yum::yum::yum: Those are so witty, Lefty. And I know they actually work today. My son Nick got a lot of mileage out of several of them when he was fencing. (He's the tallest one with the dark hair.)
 

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