Lone Ranger & Tonto

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[FONT=&quot]The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute and then said,[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo patties. It mean someone stole tent!"[/FONT]
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