when my little girl goes on a date.

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"

Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that sweet, little young lady? She's my only daughter, and I love her very much. If you were thinking about touching, kissing, or being physically affectionate to her in any way ............ just remember ............... I don't mind going back to prison."

I'm sure every father can relate to that one!!

Deelady said:

I'm sure every father can relate to that one!!

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Yep. lol

Deelady said:

I'm sure every father can relate to that one!!

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I'm not a father, but being a young man at one time and on the receiving end of that conversation, I can still relate to it.

yeah one of my boyfriends literally got the whole "bullet with your name on it" talk!!
Now everytime Percy goes to work out he says this is for when Ayla starts to date.....lol

And you guys have a boat. So you have access to the middle of a lake...

i never got that talk, but i should have.

i guess i looked so innocent, and i was always so respectful. firm hand shake, looking the dad right in the eye, commenting on their nice home.

shortly before defiling their beloved little girls...