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Old 04-22-2011, 11:58 AM
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Default The Animal's Night Out

There are a group of animals in a restaurant.


The waiter comes over at the end of the night to collect for the drinks.


The skunk says 'Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent'-


The duck says 'Just put it on my bill'-


The cow says 'You'll have to ask one of the udders'-


The deer says 'I had a buck last week and I'm expecting a little doe soon'-




The giraffe says 'Well, I guess the high balls are on me then'
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cute!
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((((((Elaine!!)))))))))) where have you been?
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that's just too funny!
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I'm glad it made you laugh Peggy.
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Haven't ever heard that one Sas! It did make me laugh, thanks!
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