An earlier post reminded me of a joke.
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A guy is walking down the beach and finds an oil lamp. He rubs it to clean it up, and out pops a Genie.
The Genie informs the man that he will get 3 wishes, but there is a stipulation. The rule is, what ever he gets, the person he hates the most will get TWICE of. The man admits that he hates his Mother-In-Law more than anyone. The Genie acknowledges this fact and asks for his first wish.
Man: For my first wish, I want 10 million dollars.
Genie: Done!
Then money appears in several cases around the man.
Genie: But you must realize, your Mother-In-Law now has 20 million dollars.
The man nods.
Man: For my second wish, I want a huge 15 bedroom mansion overlooking the ocean
*Poof* it is done and he is standing on the foyer of his mansion.
Genie: Your Mansion is here, and I brought your millions, but please realize that your Mother-In-Law now has TWO mansions overlooking the ocean.
The man nods and is silent.
Genie: You have thought about this, so what is your last wish?
Man: I wish that you would beat me half to death!!!!
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A guy is walking down the beach and finds an oil lamp. He rubs it to clean it up, and out pops a Genie.
The Genie informs the man that he will get 3 wishes, but there is a stipulation. The rule is, what ever he gets, the person he hates the most will get TWICE of. The man admits that he hates his Mother-In-Law more than anyone. The Genie acknowledges this fact and asks for his first wish.
Man: For my first wish, I want 10 million dollars.
Genie: Done!
Then money appears in several cases around the man.
Genie: But you must realize, your Mother-In-Law now has 20 million dollars.
The man nods.
Man: For my second wish, I want a huge 15 bedroom mansion overlooking the ocean
*Poof* it is done and he is standing on the foyer of his mansion.
Genie: Your Mansion is here, and I brought your millions, but please realize that your Mother-In-Law now has TWO mansions overlooking the ocean.
The man nods and is silent.
Genie: You have thought about this, so what is your last wish?
Man: I wish that you would beat me half to death!!!!
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