Happy Thanksgiving

Guts

Guts

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[FONT=&quot]Happy Thanksgiving[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]May your stuffing be tasty [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving!!![/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]HOW DO YOU? [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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KEEP A TURKEY IN SUSPENSE?
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I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW. :biggrin:





HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]How to Cook a Turkey[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out[/FONT]
 
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buckytom

buckytom

Grill Master
happy thanksgiving, guts. and to everyone else as well.

i'm glad you started this thread as i was just about to start a "happy turkey day" thread. i'll be gone for a few weeks on vacation, so i didn't want to be remiss in wishing everyone a great day.

see ya's in a while, and once more, happy thanksgiving.
 
L

loboloco

Active member
Got the pumkin pies coked and Macaroni and cheese is in the crock pot slow cooking. Will be going to my parents about 2:00.





HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY
 
C

CaliforniaCook

Banned
Guts said:
[FONT=&quot]Happy Thanksgiving[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]May your stuffing be tasty [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]May your turkey plump, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]May your potatoes and gravy [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Have never a lump. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]May your yams be delicious [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And your pies take the prize, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And may your Thanksgiving dinner [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Stay off your thighs! [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Happy Thanksgiving!!![/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]HOW DO YOU? [/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]KEEP A TURKEY IN SUSPENSE? [/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW. :biggrin:[/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!![/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]How to Cook a Turkey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 1: Go buy a turkey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 3: Put turkey in the oven[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 7: Turn oven the on[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 9: Turk the bastey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 17: Turk the carvey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out[/FONT]
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LOL. Good one, Guts. I've seen it before, but it still makes me laugh. Thanks for the chuckles :)
 
Mr. Green Jeans

Mr. Green Jeans

New member
When we count our many blessings;
It isn't hard to see that life's most valued
treasures are the treasures that are free.
For it isn't what we own or buy
that signifies our wealth.
It's the special gifts that have no price:
our family, friends and health.
 
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