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Old 08-28-2009, 04:37 AM
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Default Never cheat on a Redneck woman!

A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury ... and chopping firewood, ... she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his hoo-ha in a vice, ... secured it tightly, ... and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop ! ... Stop ! ... You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you ?'

The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said ... 'Nope, ... I'm gonna set this old shed on fire ... and You can do whatever you want.'
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Old 08-28-2009, 06:18 AM
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Default Re: Never cheat on a Redneck woman!

Ouch. I shoulda saved this joke for later in the day...

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Default Re: Never cheat on a Redneck woman!

This was the trailer from the movie "Saw IX".
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Default Re: Never cheat on a Redneck woman!

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This was the trailer from the movie "Saw IX".
Dare I say, you wish you had nine to saw.....


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Default Re: Never cheat on a Redneck woman!

Not to say I'm a "Redneck Woman", but living in the south allows me to observe that culture quite closely...and yeah, I believe I know a couple of gals who would probably do that if they caught their men cheating.
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Good one Joe.
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This was great! LOL
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