Bacon Flavored Lip Balm!!!

Bacon lip balm is exactly what it sounds like: bacon flavored lip balm from the porky purveyors over at J&D. A 4-pack will set you back $13, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to fill you up! I'm a pretty skinny guy and I still ate ten sticks for breakfast.
[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Flavored-Balm-4-5-Gram-Sticks/dp/B00247ASKY/"] J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram... [/ame]

Think I'll be sticking to my strawberry one thanks!!!