Boys will be boys

Rustpot

New member
Can you translate this ?


[FONT=Webdings, serif]You find out interesting things when
you have sons, like...

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to
fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies
and run over them with [/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]roller blades[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif],
they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than
200 adults in a crowded restaurant..

4. If you hook a dog leash over a [/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]ceiling fan[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif],
the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing [/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]Batman[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif] underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough,
however, if tied to a paint can,
to spread paint on all four walls
of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when
the [/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]ceiling fan[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif] is on. When using a [/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif]ceiling [/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]fan[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif] as a bat, you have to throw the ball
up a few times before you get a hit.
A [/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]ceiling fan[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif] can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a [/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]ceiling fan[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif].

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. [this is not true]

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put
in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of
noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to
know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in [/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]Austin, TX[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif] has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the [/FONT]
[FONT=Webdings, serif]washing machine[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif] does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body
weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to
almost all of their friends,
with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try
mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.[/FONT]
 
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SilverSage

Resident Crone
Hope you don't mind, Rustpot. I enlarged your font because my eyes are too old to read that small stuff.
 

Mama

Queen of Cornbread
Site Supporter
Oh good SS....I thought it was another test to see if I was blind :lol:

:yum: Good one Rustpot!:yum:
 

Rustpot

New member
Here it is in plain english.


[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]You find out interesting things when [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]you have sons, like...[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]and run over them with roller blades, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]they can ignite.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]200 adults in a crowded restaurant..[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]underwear and [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]a Superman cape. It is strong enough, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]however, if tied to a paint can, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]to spread paint on all four walls [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]of a 20x20 ft. room.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]5. You should not throw baseballs up when [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]the ceiling fan[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]is on. When using a ceiling [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]fan[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]as a bat, you have to throw the ball [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]up a few times before you get a hit. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]A ceiling fan[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]can hit a baseball a long way.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]8.. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]12. Super glue is forever.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]13. No matter how much Jell-O you put [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]in a swimming pool you still [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]can't walk on water.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]noise when driving.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]18. You probably DO NOT want to [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]know what that odor is.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]20. The fire department in Austin, TX[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]has a 5-minute response time.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]21. The spin cycle on the washing machine[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]does not make earthworms dizzy.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]23. Cats throw up twice their body [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]weight when dizzy.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]24. 80% of Women will pass this on to [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]almost all of their friends, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]with or without kids.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]25. 80% of Men who read this will try [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.[/FONT]
 

Doc

Administrator
Staff member
Gold Site Supporter
It's a good think Leni .... the jokes forum needed some livening up. :D :thumb:
 

luvs

'lil Chef
Gold Site Supporter
dunno how yins translated it- made this girl laugh, tho!
thanks for the laughs over the past few.
 

Rustpot

New member
dunno how yins translated it- made this girl laugh, tho!
thanks for the laughs over the past few.

If you wright a letter on your computer you would go to “word proseser” or “Open- office” or whatever you use. If you want to change the Font / [stye of letters you use] you open the Font to: “Times New Roman” or [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Arial or whatever you want. If you scroll down in the Fonts you'll see these. Example... [/FONT]Example [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]or [/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif]Example[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Ex[/FONT]am[FONT=Webdings, serif]ple[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]. [/FONT]


[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]To change the “Font” from this, [/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif]this[/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]to this, [/FONT]This[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]. Just highlight and cut and past to your [/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif]“word proseser” or “Open-office”. Now highlight this: [/FONT][FONT=Webdings, serif]Example[/FONT][FONT=Arial, sans-serif] and change the Font / letters to whatever you want “Times New Roman” and you will be able to read [/FONT]This[FONT=Arial, sans-serif].[/FONT]


[FONT=Webdings, serif]Have a blessed day. [/FONT]
 

Rustpot

New member
Did anyone try this? :wink:
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]25. 80% of Men who read this will try [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.[/FONT]
 

Leni

New member
I should have added a smile to my previous post. Not only am I laughing but he's making my poor tired mind work, whats left of it that is.
 

luvs

'lil Chef
Gold Site Supporter
appreciated, rustp, i shall give this to my Mom when i see her. she's great at these things. (she was a nancy drew fanatic & it shows so many years later. she can dissolve a cryptic puzzle as quickly as she could dissolve an alka-seltzer) :bb:
 
K

Kimchee

Guest
I think you have to use chlorine instead of clorox, but I hear it makes fire too. ;)
 

joec

New member
Gold Site Supporter
Did anyone try this? :wink:

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]25. 80% of Men who read this will try [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.[/FONT]

No but my wife tried to unclog a toilet using drano then tried to clean it using clorox. It only took out a half the bathroom from the explosion and ruined the plumbing. :smile:
 
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