Where's the sausage

dansdiamond

Food Sound Eng.
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A man at the store asks the clerk:
'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey , would you ask if I was Irish?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,'Well then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
:harley:
 

Ronjohn

New member
Well if they're at Home Depot, then the sausage is near the exit - where the hot dog cart is! Sheesh!

Every Home Depot (And Lowe's) has a hot dog stand at the exit, don't they? :wink:
 

lilylove

Active member
Well if they're at Home Depot, then the sausage is near the exit - where the hot dog cart is! Sheesh!

Every Home Depot (And Lowe's) has a hot dog stand at the exit, don't they? :wink:


Not anymore ...at least in my town. Now we have to go to costco if we want a dog for lunch.:bounce:
 
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