A few chuckles

Jim_S

Resident Curmudgeon
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yes, it is food related, check the last line!

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
 
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