There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the
guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?'
BALLS -
Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death.
people having guts or balls, but do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the
guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?'
BALLS -
Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death.