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LOL!!! You guys are so funny! (I'm sure present company is excepted in this thread.)
Goes without saying.
(And someone will probably be pissed off at THAT expression. LOL)
LOL!!! You guys are so funny! (I'm sure present company is excepted in this thread.)
lol, stoneycat. umm, i guess you really like cake.
that reminds me of my buddy omega boy (who still only lurks here, grrrr).
he was dating a girl named kate, but his old flame named edith was coming into town and he didn't know what to do.
i realized that he was confused because he wanted to have his kate and edith too.
true story, lol.
he wanted to have his kate and edith too.
OK, I'll admit that it does sound funny to me, so I use it too. But I still don't know what it means!
Maybe I'm overthinking them, and "they are what they are".
A couple that Grandpa used to use, that to this day make no sense to me;
-"In the catbird seat" -wtf is a "catbird" and where is this "seat"?
-"Can't win for losin'"............................???????????
-And when gramps found something to be not to his liking, he referred to it as a "piss cutter". OK, I'll admit that it does sound funny to me, so I use it too. But I still don't know what it means!
Maybe I'm overthinking them, and "they are what they are".
lol about uber, sass. it's german, but it became an over or improperly used word here.
and lol about elder's sayings. try having an irish father. he uses expressions that i doubt anyone understands.
also, i dated an irish girl a while back that said the weirdest things. once, a bar was so packed that she said "she couldn't turn a sweet in her mouth."
if something was funny, it was "like jimmy dillon's ducks". or "getting a leg over" was having sex.
And here is one of my Dad’s that I never got……..Shitty Legs. If you were doing poorly in something, he’d say “Step it up shitty legs, you’re falling behind” or something along those lines. Not exactly sure what that one meant……
"Sucks to be YOU!"
lol, stoneycat. umm, i guess you really like cake.
that reminds me of my buddy omega boy (who still only lurks here, grrrr).
he was dating a girl named kate, but his old flame named edith was coming into town and he didn't know what to do.
i realized that he was confused because he wanted to have his kate and edith too.
true story, lol.
people do that here also.Door Yard
I have no idea what they mean when they say this. Is it the front yard?, back yard, the parking space. (Maine Saying)
Getting directions in Maine always suck, because they always start with;
Do you remember where (insert place here) used to be?
First of all I might know what the hell they were taking about if they started with directions with things that are there NOW!!! WTF.
Oh man, I HATE that one, Joe!!! Damn!
Got another one this morning: "It's all good".
Lee
OMG - my mom used to say this, too except she said "They went to take the garbage out and the hogs ate 'em". She said this to Fisher once when he was little about his brother, and Fisher burst into tears! He still gets an anxious look whenever anyone mentions hogs.Where is such-and-such….they went to sh*t and the hogs ate ‘em.
"My computer did a funny thing" quickly followed by "would you please take a look at it?" Has ended more enjoyable evenings at friends houses than I can count. The rest of the evening is spent in front of a computer while the party goes on without you.
In the end analysis, nothing a computer does is funny.
"My computer did a funny thing" quickly followed by "would you please take a look at it?" Has ended more enjoyable evenings at friends houses than I can count. The rest of the evening is spent in front of a computer while the party goes on without you.
In the end analysis, nothing a computer does is funny.