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Old 04-20-2009, 09:52 AM
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Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, I did it for four reasons.
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand..
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'


Charlie is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
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omg now that is funny..lol

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Glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this.
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It was funny!!!
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