A doctor in Texas wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached
his assistant. "Jose, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you
to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients. "Yes, sir!" answers Jose.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Jose,
how was your day?"
Jose told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Jose.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the
Doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts: 'HELP ME, I haven't seen a man in over two years'"!!
"Tunderin' Lord Jesus, Jose, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes"!!
his assistant. "Jose, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you
to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients. "Yes, sir!" answers Jose.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Jose,
how was your day?"
Jose told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Jose.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the
Doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts: 'HELP ME, I haven't seen a man in over two years'"!!
"Tunderin' Lord Jesus, Jose, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes"!!