NYC could soon outpace CA as the land of the most absurd fruits and nuts.
now they want eateries to list the salt content.
better idea:
require all persons to obtain a license prior to eating out. egads! think of the revenue....
the license shall permit the holder to only eat out four times a month - pick some random dates for each license.... the 2nd, the 18th, the 25th . . . .
much simpler solution. no excess fat worries, not excess salt worries, no excess calories worries . . . what could possible be the issue?
even solves the "can't get as reservation" problem!
winner-winner-NYC-dinner!
now they want eateries to list the salt content.
better idea:
require all persons to obtain a license prior to eating out. egads! think of the revenue....
the license shall permit the holder to only eat out four times a month - pick some random dates for each license.... the 2nd, the 18th, the 25th . . . .
much simpler solution. no excess fat worries, not excess salt worries, no excess calories worries . . . what could possible be the issue?
even solves the "can't get as reservation" problem!
winner-winner-NYC-dinner!