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Old 05-15-2013, 11:31 AM
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Default In the middle of the night, you wake up ...,

PORN:
In the middle of the night, you wake up and make it to the freezer.
You grab the frozen hard container of Ice Cream- the spoon bends, the ice-cream scoop just don't "cut" it.
SOLUTION-
The fork works perfect.
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